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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Toilet Paper

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Round Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder Round Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder Paypal US $20.11 37m
Showhouse Moen Pivot Toilet Paper Holder Brushed Nickel Showhouse Moen Pivot Toilet Paper Holder Brushed Nickel Paypal US $72.76 40m
Toilet Paper OJ Simpson Trial never unrolled gag gift Toilet Paper OJ Simpson Trial never unrolled gag gift Paypal 0 Bid US $4.99 41m
20 Coupons $1 Scott Extra Soft Bath Tissue Toilet Paper 20 Coupons $1 Scott Extra Soft Bath Tissue Toilet Paper Paypal 1 Bid US $.99 46m
TOILET PAPER HOLDER TOILET PAPER HOLDER Paypal 1 Bid US $1.00 49m
Allante Oil Rubbed Bronze Toilet Paper Holder Allante Oil Rubbed Bronze Toilet Paper Holder Paypal US $19.16 1h 48m
STYLISH MAGAZINE RACK TOILET TISSUE PAPER HOLDER 2ROLL STYLISH MAGAZINE RACK TOILET TISSUE PAPER HOLDER 2ROLL Paypal US $22.99 1h 49m
Dollhouse Miniature Set Lot of 3 Toilet Paper Bathroom Dollhouse Miniature Set Lot of 3 Toilet Paper Bathroom Paypal 3 Bids US $1.84 1h 56m
Doll Toilet Paper Towel Holder with Gadgets Holder Doll Toilet Paper Towel Holder with Gadgets Holder Paypal US $11.32 2h 8m
KEA Ring Towel Rack Toilet Paper Holder Gold Finish KEA Ring Towel Rack Toilet Paper Holder Gold Finish Paypal US $12.95 2h 9m
Toothpaste Tube Style Toilet Tissue Roll Paper Holder Toothpaste Tube Style Toilet Tissue Roll Paper Holder Paypal US $4.15 2h 18m
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NEW Motion Activated Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder NEW Motion Activated Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder Paypal 0 Bid US $11.97 3h 9m
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B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT SMALL B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT SMALL Paypal US $7.33 3h 31m
B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT XL B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT XL Paypal US $7.33 3h 33m
The Case of the Toilet Paper Decorator Other Mysteri The Case of the Toilet Paper Decorator Other Mysteri Paypal US $27.42 4h 23m
Baldwin Mystic Toilet Paper Holder Venetian Bronze Baldwin Mystic Toilet Paper Holder Venetian Bronze Paypal US $33.64 4h 28m
Soiree Toilet Paper Holder Finish Polished Nickel Soiree Toilet Paper Holder Finish Polished Nickel Paypal US $105.00 4h 29m
VERY NICE WOODEN TOILET PAPER ROLL HOLDER VERY NICE WOODEN TOILET PAPER ROLL HOLDER Paypal 7 Bids US $9.59 4h 34m
NEW Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Roll Ultimate TP Humor NEW Crap Jokes Toilet Paper Roll Ultimate TP Humor Paypal 0 Bid US $7.98 4h 57m
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LaToscana England Toilet Paper Holder LaToscana England Toilet Paper Holder Paypal US $58.74 5h 31m
TRAVERTINE NOCE TOILET PAPER HOLDER TRAVERTINE NOCE TOILET PAPER HOLDER Paypal 0 Bid US $35.00 5h 32m
B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT LARGE B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT LARGE Paypal US $7.33 5h 33m
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B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT XXXXL B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT XXXXL Paypal US $14.28 5h 38m
Surface Double Post Toilet Paper Holder Satin Nickel Surface Double Post Toilet Paper Holder Satin Nickel Paypal US $129.05 5h 39m
B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT XXL B CONSERVE TOILET PAPER FUNNY T SHIRT XXL Paypal US $7.33 5h 45m
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ZACK Foccio Toilet Paper Holder ZACK Foccio Toilet Paper Holder Paypal US $33.32 6h 33m
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Sudoku TOILET Paper TOILET Tissue Sudoku kill time Sudoku TOILET Paper TOILET Tissue Sudoku kill time Paypal 3 Bids US $1.04 8h 43m
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Bathroom Accessories Toilet Paper Roll Holder Box B03 Bathroom Accessories Toilet Paper Roll Holder Box B03 Paypal US $16.45 9h
8 Rolls carton Jumbo Toilet roll toilet paper 2 ply 8 Rolls carton Jumbo Toilet roll toilet paper 2 ply Paypal US $26.51 9h 1m
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Rohl CIS8 CISAL Loop Toilet Paper Holder AB Rohl CIS8 CISAL Loop Toilet Paper Holder AB Paypal US $89.99 9h 32m
Danze Tiburon Toilet Paper ROLL Holder Brushed Nickel Danze Tiburon Toilet Paper ROLL Holder Brushed Nickel Paypal 0 Bid US $8.88 9h 32m
Rohl CIS16 CISAL Stirrup Toilet paper Holder AB Rohl CIS16 CISAL Stirrup Toilet paper Holder AB Paypal US $149.99 9h 42m
Umbra Teardrop Toilet Paper Stand Reserve In Nickel Umbra Teardrop Toilet Paper Stand Reserve In Nickel Paypal US $69.48 9h 55m
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HL Toilet Tissue Paper Holder Sun Flower Cotton Cover HL Toilet Tissue Paper Holder Sun Flower Cotton Cover Paypal 0 Bid US $.99 10h 7m
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Rohl CIS19 CISAL Spare Toilet Paper Holder AB Rohl CIS19 CISAL Spare Toilet Paper Holder AB Paypal US $124.99 10h 20m
NEW CHOCO CREAM BISCUITS TOILET PAPER HOLDER FROM JAPAN NEW CHOCO CREAM BISCUITS TOILET PAPER HOLDER FROM JAPAN Paypal US $18.50 10h 20m
HARNEY 14574 WHITE TOILET PAPER HOLDER 52451 HARNEY 14574 WHITE TOILET PAPER HOLDER 52451 Paypal US $7.00 10h 34m
HARNEY 14027 SOLID BRASS TOILET PAPER HOLDER 52439 HARNEY 14027 SOLID BRASS TOILET PAPER HOLDER 52439 Paypal US $12.00 10h 35m
One Roll of Wedding Print Toilet Paper 2 Ply 200 Sheets One Roll of Wedding Print Toilet Paper 2 Ply 200 Sheets Paypal US $8.99 10h 50m
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TOP KNOBS TOILET PAPER HOLDER BRUSHED BRONZE STK4BB TOP KNOBS TOILET PAPER HOLDER BRUSHED BRONZE STK4BB Paypal 0 Bid US $5.00 11h 29m
TOILET TUB TOILET PAPER HOLDER VERVACO TOILET TUB TOILET PAPER HOLDER VERVACO Paypal 0 Bid US $14.99 11h 32m
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Danze Tiburon Toilet Paper ROLL Holder SATIN BLACK Danze Tiburon Toilet Paper ROLL Holder SATIN BLACK Paypal 0 Bid US $8.88 11h 38m
VINTAGE RADIO IN SHAPE OF ROLL OF WALDORF TOILET PAPER VINTAGE RADIO IN SHAPE OF ROLL OF WALDORF TOILET PAPER Paypal 0 Bid US $5.99 11h 51m
NEW HAND FORGED IRON TOILET TISSUE PAPER TOWEL HOLDER NEW HAND FORGED IRON TOILET TISSUE PAPER TOWEL HOLDER Paypal 0 Bid US $17.50 12h 5m
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Pink Goldfish Tissue Box Toilet paper Roll Container Pink Goldfish Tissue Box Toilet paper Roll Container Paypal US $12.22 12h 47m
Primitive Wax Dipped Toilet Paper Roll Scented Country Primitive Wax Dipped Toilet Paper Roll Scented Country Paypal US $7.00 12h 48m
Monkey on The Toilet Magnetic Paper Clips Holder Monkey on The Toilet Magnetic Paper Clips Holder Paypal US $4.95 13h 11m
Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Record Your Own Message Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Record Your Own Message Paypal US $9.98 13h 13m
What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper 200 Curious Quest What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper 200 Curious Quest Paypal US $18.28 13h 15m
Collectible Vintage Mad Magazine Toilet Paper Collectible Vintage Mad Magazine Toilet Paper Paypal 0 Bid US $.99 13h 27m
Funny Art Print Changing the Toilet Paper Roll Funny Art Print Changing the Toilet Paper Roll Paypal 0 Bid US $.99 13h 35m
Brand New Halloween Toilet Paper Holder Spooky Skull Brand New Halloween Toilet Paper Holder Spooky Skull Paypal US $15.95 13h 47m
Athena Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder Chrome BNIB Athena Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder Chrome BNIB Paypal US $24.69 13h 48m
KOHLER BRUSHED BRONZE FORTE TOILET PAPER HOLDER TISSUE KOHLER BRUSHED BRONZE FORTE TOILET PAPER HOLDER TISSUE Paypal US $49.99 14h 9m
ANTIQUE BRASS TOILET PAPER HOLDER NEW ANTIQUE BRASS TOILET PAPER HOLDER NEW Paypal US $3.99 14h 21m
Black Iron Toilet Tissue Paper Rack Bar Holder HEART US Black Iron Toilet Tissue Paper Rack Bar Holder HEART US Paypal US $18.95 14h 27m
Jo The Toilet Paper Man By Deanna Mabrey NEW Jo The Toilet Paper Man By Deanna Mabrey NEW Paypal US $32.23 14h 30m
Moen Mason Chrome Toilet Paper and Towel Bar Set NEW Moen Mason Chrome Toilet Paper and Towel Bar Set NEW Paypal US $9.99 14h 31m
Ginger Hotelier Double Post Toilet Paper Holder Chrome Ginger Hotelier Double Post Toilet Paper Holder Chrome Paypal US $54.75 14h 45m
TOILET PAPER KEYBOARD TOILET PAPER KEYBOARD Paypal US $9.25 14h 49m
TOILET PAPER SHEET MUSIC TOILET PAPER SHEET MUSIC Paypal US $9.25 14h 51m
US WWII GI Toilet Paper Field Pack 50 sheet pack Mint US WWII GI Toilet Paper Field Pack 50 sheet pack Mint Paypal US $6.00 14h 52m
Spooky Toilet Paper Holder Spooky Toilet Paper Holder Paypal 0 Bid US $20.00 14h 54m
New Kohler Toilet Paper Tissue Holder Polished Chrome New Kohler Toilet Paper Tissue Holder Polished Chrome Paypal US $29.50 14h 59m
Magazine Rack Toilet Paper Holder NEW Dispenser Magazine Rack Toilet Paper Holder NEW Dispenser Paypal US $19.99 15h 9m
Smedbo VILLA Spare Toilet Paper Holder 4 Finish Options Smedbo VILLA Spare Toilet Paper Holder 4 Finish Options Paypal US $72.80 15h 16m
Smedbo VILLA Toilet Paper Roll Holder 4 Finish Options Smedbo VILLA Toilet Paper Roll Holder 4 Finish Options Paypal US $60.00 15h 17m


Is there anything better then toilet paper for when you have diarrhea?

I probably have it more than most people being that I can't eat foods with gluten.If I do eat something with gluten I get it. But sometimes there is gluten in foods even if it says it doesn't.

Toilet paper becomes to rough over and over and makes my tush hurt(like a runny nose after wiping your runny nose over and over.)
Brian D.C I totally agree or a cure that would make it go away completely.

You need a bidet that fits in the bathtub so that you can wash your backside. One that puts everything down the drain and not all over the tub.
It sounds like you have gluten-sensitive enteropathy - a disorder of the small intestine that results from a sensitivity or intolerance to gluten.I wish that there was an enzyme that would break down the gluten protein before it gets to the small intestine, so that it would not make you sick.

Accommodations in Oaxaca: Ants, Noise and Toilet Paper

Alvin Starkman, M.A., LL.B.

 

An examination of tourist reviews of quality, reputable bed and breakfast accommodations in Oaxaca, reveals occasional commentaries relating to noise, insects, smells and sanitation. 

 

Travelers to a southern, Third World country, who want at least partial immersion into the host society as an element of their total vacation, must recognize that their choice of accommodation is an integral ingredient of the overall experience.  By virtue of not selecting a Holiday Inn, Fiesta Inn or high end hotel in another international chain, you’re making a statement, and it’s not necessarily about how much you can afford or choose to pay.

 

Tourists who opt to lodge in the quaint, traditional setting of a family-run bed and breakfast, guest house or small hotel in Oaxaca seek a taste of “the real Mexico,” and a personal touch… but such a choice at times comes with night-time noise, unfamiliar insects, the odd unpleasant odor, and house rules which our Western mores, fueled by ethnocentrism, might lead us to mistakenly believe result in unsanitary conditions.

 

Even opting for the more traditional lodging style is no guarantee that your experience will be any different. Oaxaca is Oaxaca … a UNESCO world heritage site, so it must, and of course does, have something special to offer, including its multiplicity of rich and diverse cultural traditions.

 

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Invite a middle class Oaxacan couple to vacation in your suburban home in Chicago, New York or Toronto.  The unaccustomed, every morning before leaving for the day’s activities, will go outside and place a neatly tied plastic bag in the trash … soiled toilet tissue.

 

The state of Oaxaca, as is the case with many Mexican destinations, does not have the quality of waste removal infrastructure to which you are likely accustomed. Oaxacans have learned that the best way to avoid clogged and backed up drains, minimize the likelihood of unnecessary repair costs, be a considerate neighbor, and act in an ecologically responsible manner, is to not flush paper into either the municipal drainage system or the septic tank. 

 

Although toilet paper has been around since late 14th century China, and the first flush toilet was developed in 1596, it seems as though we’re still struggling with the perfect recipe for excrement disposal … at least here in southern Mexico.  But are we unsanitary?  You be the judge:  your hotel staff removing the bagged Charmin from the hotel every day or two; or running the risk of sewage coming up from the drain either in your lodging or outside on the street.

 

Your hosts will not ask you to leave for breaching this often unwritten rule, and they’ll probably never know that you’ve done so.  But do consider their request.  And by all means, when you have Mexican house guests with you in your home town, tell them they can, and should, flush it down.

 

Unpleasant odors are a fact of life from time to time in most rental accommodations, and in fact in the majority of Oaxacan households regardless of socio-economic rank of their inhabitants.  It’s a function of antiquated municipal water delivery and waste removal systems.  At certain times of the year our tap water arrives somewhat less than transparent, even though we religiously use and clean our filters---it’s even been known to happen in some major American and Canadian cities from time to time during a hot spell. The water is nevertheless safe without boiling or additional treatment, for bathing, doing dishes and other non-ingesting purposes.  A partial solution is to order trucks, known as pipas, to fill our cisterns. The water usually, but not always, arrives crystal clear, sometimes even with a bit of green algae, evidencing its origin from a pure mountain spring, though not Irish.

 

In the rainy season at times sewers overflow and otherwise manage to create peculiar smells for a short while. We learn to control and eradicate such temporary scents in short order with one or more antiseptic-style formulations.

 

Noise and the prevalence of insects and small animals is a function of the lodging environment you choose.  Certainly if you elect to stay on the top floor of a suburban hotel with hermetically sealed vinyl or aluminum windows facing a pool or alleyway, you’ll reduce the likelihood of encountering late-night noise and harmless tiny lizards.

 

Many travelers are drawn to downtown lodgings where inevitably there will be noise at night, predominantly from vehicular traffic, and as you get closer to the zócalo, from music and year-round fiestas.  As you move out from the centro histórico, the quality of the din begins to change, at times characterized by canine barking, rooster calls and a plethora of other sounds echoing across the valley.  Regardless of where travelers elect to stay, there will no doubt be the resonance of horns, bells, whistles and calls of vendors plying their wares, and of late night fireworks.   This is part of the culture of southern Mexican society, on the one hand lacking noise bylaws (or at least their enforcement), and on the other evidencing a richness of tradition, albeit different from that within which most tourists to the region have been raised.  Many visitors either purchase ear plugs at a local pharmacy or bring along their own, certainly doing the trick, if that’s what you want, that is to reduce the opportunity to enrich your oratory sense late night before retiring, and in the early morning hours. 

 

Selecting a lodging style characterized by rooms with wooden doors and windows opening onto a lush courtyard, or perhaps a guest house with aesthetically pleasing adobe walls assuring tourists of a fresh and comfortable inside temperature no matter how hot it is outside, enables vacationers to enhance their Latin American travel experience.  But you will see the odd spider, maybe even little lizards which keep mosquitoes in check, or ants or beetles depending on the time of year.  It’s all a trade off, for both guests and their hosts.  We fumigate periodically, but have environmental concerns as well.  We might try to visually enhance our accommodations by putting art on the adobe walls, although this creates an ideal hiding place for harmless crawling insects.  We maintain a rustic look with pine or cedar doors and windows which we might leave open during the day for fresh air circulation, and to welcome the pleasing perfume of flowering bushes in our gardens, but even with screens we cannot keep out every minute courtyard critter. 

 

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The rewards of selecting an accommodation-type which fits into the context of the vacation experience you seek are innumerable.  There are only two  prerequisites:   that you seek to understand, get used to and in certain cases welcome, and accept for at least a week or two, the lifestyle, worldview and cultural traditions of others who in fact are not all different from you;  and that you remember that your hosts are dedicated to providing you with value-added service which above all will ensure your comfort, safety and security, and enjoyment of the magic of Oaxaca.

About the Author

Alvin Starkman received his Masters in Social Anthropology in 1978. After teaching for a few years he attended Osgoode Hall Law School in Toronto, thereafter embarking upon a career as a litigator until 2004. Alvin now resides in Oaxaca, where he writes, leads small group tours to the villages, markets, ruins and other sites, is a consultant to film production companies, and operates Casa Machaya Oaxaca Bed & Breakfast. ( http://www.oaxacadream.com ) .

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